Mommy will spank u.

Posted: September 30, 2010 in Mix
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Its not like I don’t like children. I just don’t want to have any on my own (yet?). I don’t see myself pushing a baby stroller up and down the street. And yes, I admit … I admit I am at times a “mommy hater”. I just hate when they invade my space. Especially when I just want some peace and quiet with my coffee in my fav pub. Its like … one minute you are in your zen place and the other minute your are runing from a stampede of baby strollers and avoiding death toys thrown at your head.

And all you can actually do is just smile. Cuz well … what is worse than being labeled as a “baby hater”.

Being a serial killer? No problem … Not making goofy faces and saying how cute the baby is … dead woman walking.

And there are the “killjoy mothers”. There fav sentences are:

a.) You think u’ve got it hard? Just u wait u have a baby. Now this is hard.

b.) You know … you are not a girl anymore … and you sure aren’t getting any younger. How come u don’t have a baby yet?

c.) My baby farted yesterday! For the first time! Having a baby is the most fullfiling experience of my life.

So there you have it … My clock is ticking and I guess I don’t have any problems since I don’t have a baby.

Pic above … true story. Coming from a seven-year old … priceless.

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