Posts Tagged ‘funny’

My weekend.

Posted: October 24, 2010 in Mix
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But I did get to see the Witches of Eastwick and 10 other movies I can’t seem to remember right now.

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Anti-gravity

Posted: October 15, 2010 in Mix
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Feeling the love.

Posted: October 12, 2010 in Mix
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Do I need to say more? I just wish any of the Grimm tales would cover that part of the life story. Oh… Wait… They did! THE END.

Rebel Yell

Posted: October 11, 2010 in Mix
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Sometimes … you just feel good about yourself. So you put on make-up, get all dressed up, dust off  those forgotten high heels, slip in that leather coat and replay a Billy song in your head over and over agian. You paint your nails red and iron your hair. Its not tacky … Its not to much and you do not look like a christmas tree or like you own a corner in some back alley. Its perfection. But keep in mind … its only you feeling good … the others are in there crapy mode as usual.




Being a woman … shoping should mean the world to me. It should be my own personal catharsis and the mall my personal shrine. The emphasis is on “should”. I hate it.

1.) The salesperson is not human.

If you need help … there is nobody around. If you are just browsing they are allllllll over you. Plus … they are injected with “snail speed toxin”.

2.) Parking is a destination to hell.


3.) People … a lot of people. CROWD … LINES.

4.) And my fav … a person … in line … behind u. Pushing the trolley UP YOUR ASS! FFS … step away from my butt!

Mommy will spank u.

Posted: September 30, 2010 in Mix
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Its not like I don’t like children. I just don’t want to have any on my own (yet?). I don’t see myself pushing a baby stroller up and down the street. And yes, I admit … I admit I am at times a “mommy hater”. I just hate when they invade my space. Especially when I just want some peace and quiet with my coffee in my fav pub. Its like … one minute you are in your zen place and the other minute your are runing from a stampede of baby strollers and avoiding death toys thrown at your head.

And all you can actually do is just smile. Cuz well … what is worse than being labeled as a “baby hater”.

Being a serial killer? No problem … Not making goofy faces and saying how cute the baby is … dead woman walking.

And there are the “killjoy mothers”. There fav sentences are:

a.) You think u’ve got it hard? Just u wait u have a baby. Now this is hard.

b.) You know … you are not a girl anymore … and you sure aren’t getting any younger. How come u don’t have a baby yet?

c.) My baby farted yesterday! For the first time! Having a baby is the most fullfiling experience of my life.

So there you have it … My clock is ticking and I guess I don’t have any problems since I don’t have a baby.

Pic above … true story. Coming from a seven-year old … priceless.

FpMS1-3

Posted: September 25, 2010 in Flashplay
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Saturday night and here I am. In my ugly t-shirt feeling like roadkill. Yes … I have those days of the month. What gave me away?